{"id":18543,"date":"2026-02-17T12:56:21","date_gmt":"2026-02-17T17:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/?p=18543"},"modified":"2026-02-17T12:56:23","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T17:56:23","slug":"the-cocks-action-figures-new-from-phallco-parody-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/?p=18543","title":{"rendered":"THE COCKS Action Figures \u2014 NEW from PHALLCO! (Parody Commercial)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"705\" src=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/THE-COCKS-1024x705.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18544\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.4524898162773299;width:739px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/THE-COCKS-1024x705.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/THE-COCKS-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/THE-COCKS-768x529.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/THE-COCKS.jpg 1100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Introducing THE COCKS Action Figures and the CASA COCKSKULL Playset \u2014 the REAL Masters of The Universe! Gloryhole not included. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Written by Jay Sosnicki <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Design by Stevie Peavey &amp; Jay Sosnicki <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Audio Mix by Jason Halogen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The Dirtbag Brothers: Rhiannon Brady &amp; Tuxford Turner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"nv-iframe-embed\"><iframe title=\"THE COCKS Action Figures \u2014 NEW from PHALLCO! (Parody Commercial)\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-RXsv0GJXOE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Introducing THE COCKS Action Figures and the CASA COCKSKULL Playset \u2014 the REAL Masters of The Universe! Gloryhole not included. Written by Jay Sosnicki Design by Stevie Peavey &amp; Jay Sosnicki Audio Mix by Jason Halogen The Dirtbag Brothers: Rhiannon Brady &amp; Tuxford Turner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18544,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18545,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18543\/revisions\/18545"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}