{"id":17454,"date":"2025-12-12T07:54:27","date_gmt":"2025-12-12T12:54:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/?p=17454"},"modified":"2025-12-12T09:47:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T14:47:09","slug":"laptop-re-envisions-tom-waits-holiday-anthem-christmas-card-from-a-hooker-in-minneapolis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/?p=17454","title":{"rendered":"LAPTOP re-envisions TOM WAITS&#8217; holiday anthem Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"425\" height=\"425\" src=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/LAPTOP.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/LAPTOP.jpg 425w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/LAPTOP-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/LAPTOP-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>NYC artist&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.laptoptheband.com\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Laptop<\/a><\/strong><strong>&nbsp;<\/strong>presents their first holiday release: a winter transmission that sits oddly and perfectly within the band\u2019s catalog.&nbsp;<strong>Tom Waits<\/strong>\u2019 1978 classic<strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/UzeO5Sli-EE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>\u201cChristmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis\u201d<\/strong><\/a>is recreated as a deadpan jazz-robotic confession, equal parts heartbreak and smirk, performed as if a soul adrift at 2 AM in search of a payphone that still works. This feels like a postcard from every December that ever went wrong\u2014and the small, stubborn hope that things might just go right anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the early 2000s, Laptop released three cult classic albums on&nbsp;<strong>Island Records<\/strong>, with frontman Jesse Hartman having got his start as a teenage&nbsp;<strong>Voidoid<\/strong>&nbsp;with&nbsp;<strong>Richard Hell<\/strong>&nbsp;before co-founding the indie rock band&nbsp;<strong>Sammy<\/strong>&nbsp;and releasing albums via<strong>&nbsp;Fire Records&nbsp;<\/strong>and&nbsp;<strong>Geffen Records<\/strong>. Hartman recently revived the band, driven by a dual-frontman dynamic with his son Charlie, this track reveals the intimate, lonely, late-night side of this project, sitting with you after the party ends and winter blows in under the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For Jesse Hartman, this song is personal. He has been playing this song since he was 13 years old at the family piano, long before Laptop existed, long before forming&nbsp;<strong>Sammy<\/strong>&nbsp;and long before joining&nbsp;<strong>Island Records<\/strong>. Hartman shares, \u201cThis was the first song that showed me you could mix sadness and humor in the same line. It basically formed me. This song is the blueprint for Laptop whether I knew it or not.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"nv-iframe-embed\"><iframe title=\"Christmas?Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis cover by Laptop\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UzeO5Sli-EE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>While Laptop and Waits are both artists obsessed with doomed characters, disappointing heroes, and the poetry of failure, Hartman\u2019s version is a departure from Waits\u2019s gravel-and-whiskey delivery. This take leans into Laptop\u2019s signature swing between warmth and machinery: jazz chords, cold synths, more groove, and Hartman\u2019s dry, controlled, emotionally sideways vocal. It\u2019s not whispered or fragile, it\u2019s performed with the same unsentimental elegance that defined Laptop\u2019s early-2000s covers (Billy Joel) and deep cuts (\u201cWe Never Made It to Venice\u201d).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The basic tracks were recorded in Valencia in 2023, engineered by<strong>&nbsp;I\u00f1aki Ariste Aznar<\/strong>, with Hartman on bass and drums by&nbsp;<strong>Mike Desmerais (Brian Eno, The Winkies)<\/strong>. Upon their subtle, modern rhythmic bed beneath the retro-jazz harmony, Hartman finished the song in New York this Thanksgiving, pulling the performance into the present moment. Family members fill the edges of the arrangement with warmth:&nbsp;<strong>Odetta Hartman<\/strong>&nbsp;(backing vocals),&nbsp;<strong>Camellia Hartman<\/strong>&nbsp;(violin),&nbsp;<strong>Ben Jones<\/strong>&nbsp;(keyboards), and friend&nbsp;<strong>Billy Aukstik&nbsp;<\/strong>(trumpet). Just like a frozen street corner dressed in unexpected color.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWaits wrote one of the great American monologues. This character isn\u2019t just down on her luck, she\u2019s inventing better versions of her life while she\u2019s telling it. She\u2019s lying, but she\u2019s lying to survive. I didn\u2019t want parody. I wanted to show the hope inside the hopelessness,\u201d says Jesse Hartman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is standalone offering, outside the song cycle leading to their 2026 album<strong>&nbsp;\u201cOn This Planet\u201d,<\/strong>&nbsp;which produced the singles<strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/ditto.fm\/indie-hero\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u201cIndie Hero\u201d<\/a><\/strong>,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/C_qAp_89ntU\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Additional Animals&#8221;<\/a><\/strong>,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iufIPNTKq9E\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">&#8220;I Don&#8217;t Know&#8221;<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/h1vMNHu09iE\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">\u201cWeirder\u201d<\/a><\/strong>. But it fits the themes Hartman has been exploring lately: aging, reinvention, myth-making, and the personal fictions we tell ourselves to get through the night. The holiday backdrop adds a chill: this is a Christmas song for people who can\u2019t quite afford to believe in Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Musically, the track is Laptop stripped and rebuilt: a chiming electric piano, an icy synth pad, and a rhythm section that feels like a jazz band learning to operate inside a drum machine. Hartman delivers the lies, the hope, the heartbreak, and the punchline with the kind of detached affection that made Laptop an indie cult favorite. The final confession (\u201cI need the money to pay my lawyer\u201d) lands with dry humor and real ache.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As of December 12, this single can be found on major streaming platforms, including&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/artist\/3gSWfRMa91c5EAOtR72Dco\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Spotify<\/a>,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/us\/artist\/laptop\/77433412\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Apple Music<\/a>&nbsp;<\/strong>and&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/laptoptheband.bandcamp.com\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Bandcamp<\/a><\/strong>, where the band&#8217;s latest singles are also available. Laptop&#8217;s forthcoming album&nbsp;<strong>&#8220;On This Planet&#8221;<\/strong>&nbsp;is slated for release in Spring 2026 via&nbsp;<strong>Hurricane Cove Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Keep up with Laptop<\/strong><br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laptoptheband.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Website<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/laptoptheband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Facebook<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/laptoptheband.bandcamp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bandcamp<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.instagram.com\/laptoptheband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Instagram<\/a>\u00a0|<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/laptoptheband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u00a0Twitter<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@laptoptheband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">YouTube<\/a>\u00a0|<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@laptoptheband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">\u00a0TikTok<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/artist\/3gSWfRMa91c5EAOtR72Dco\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Spotify<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/us\/artist\/laptop\/77433412\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Apple Music<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/amazingradio.us\/profile\/laptoptheband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Amazing Radio<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/rockyroadtouring.com\/laptop\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Rocky Road Touring contact<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-spotify wp-block-embed-spotify wp-embed-aspect-21-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Spotify Embed: Laptop\" style=\"border-radius: 12px\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen allow=\"autoplay; 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