{"id":13401,"date":"2025-06-22T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-22T18:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/?p=13401"},"modified":"2025-06-23T12:21:12","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T17:21:12","slug":"well-its-been-one-long-goddamn-hot-miserable-shit-ass-fuckin-day-every-inch-of-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/?p=13401","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Well, it&#8217;s been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin&#8217; day every inch of the way.&#8221; &#8211; Michael Parks: Texas Ranger Earl McGraw &#8220;From Dusk Till Dawn&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"534\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Gtr29hQXAAAGyHX.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13403\" style=\"width:628px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Gtr29hQXAAAGyHX.png 534w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Gtr29hQXAAAGyHX-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"nv-iframe-embed\"><iframe title=\"Good Morning Vietnam (1987) - &quot;It&#039;s Hot, Damn Hot, Real Hot!&quot;\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OXR0uoxUvaw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; 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That&#8217;s a good fucking friend. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"771\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/4-PACK-771x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13543\" style=\"width:451px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/4-PACK-771x1024.jpg 771w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/4-PACK-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/4-PACK-768x1020.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/4-PACK-1157x1536.jpg 1157w, https:\/\/mkultramagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/4-PACK.jpg 1542w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 771px) 100vw, 771px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" 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